holy humor... okay maybe not

today is holy humor sunday and i was given the privilege of leading the worship service at my church. i enjoy preparing for worship but i especially enjoyed preparing for this morning's service. why you ask? well i got to google mennonite humor and the result of that research has opened my eyes to the hilarious world of corny and sometimes downright wrong mennonite jokes.

and i just can't keep them to myself... so i must share. i anticipate most will not get these jokes but for those who do i know you will agree with me on the belly shaking nature of these tidbits of funny. so without further adieu....

what do you get when you cross and mennonite and a japanese car?
a toyoder (hahahaha)

why don't mennonite women wear sleeveless dresses?
they don't believe in bearing arms

what is a mennonite ethical dilemma?
free beer or free dance lessons (answer depends on your audience)

for the more daring/boundary pushing....
on a date, what is the difference between a mennonite man and a rock?
the rock moves faster (true... very true)

what do you call an attractive woman in a mennonite church?
a visitor (ouch... that hurts)

what is the difference between garbage and a mennonite woman?
the garbage gets taken out more often (oh snap)

okay so most of these would not be classified as holy humor but they at least make you smile or simply shake you head.

oh the sound of genuine laughter.
blessings...